WTF, Dan Brisse?!

Ok, so will ALL snowboard magazine COVERS from now on require death-defying moves like this?  I certainly hope not.  This cover shot makes me feel old and nervous.  Suddenly I have the urge to reset my back binding setting from negative to positive, wear a helmet, and go slow.  Mind my own business.  Just point, shoot and carve.  The world is getting a little too crazy around me.